Ethan Hunt has a sexy date tonight with whom he's assumed to get to second base, but he doesn't even know what base is. While s course, his buddy Kris provides him his version of conducting the bases. But once he leaves, the blonde professor tells Ethan that she overheard the dialogue, which Kris is far off base! But, being the teacher she is, she starts instructing Ethan about the real version of the foundations? Giving him a hands-on strategy. Ethan doesn't even have to be concerned about making it into second base with his date, since he hits a homer with Professor Ann!